Why in the world would somebody name an ugly, one story bungalow that looks like it was built in a day Akropolis?
Think about it, three guys, maybe Greek, maybe not, maybe women too, maybe not, are sitting around a table at another Greek restaurant, drinking ouzo while discussing the business plan and name of a soon to be opened Greek restaurant in the middle of nowhere. Nowhere east. The next „city“ to get the proper picture is Gumtow. Google it!  

GREEK 1

Why don´t we just call it Taverna?

GREEK 2

Because this is not a name, „Taverna“! We can´t call a restaurant „restaurant“

GREEK 1

We could call it „Taverna Number One“ then.

GREEK 2

That sounds cheap, numbers always sound cheap, like 7/11, you go to 7/11?

GREEK 3

I love 7/11, how about we call it „Taverna 7/12“, it is simple and it would tell the people that we are open everyday for 12 hours, let´s say from 12 to 12, lunch and dinner, no breakfast!

GREEK 1

Nobody has a Greek breakfast.

GREEK 3

„Taverna 7/12“ is perfect.

GREEK 2

It is bullshit. Numbers always sound cheap.

GREEK 1

You said that before.

GREEK 2

Still true.

GREEK 1

It should be more romantic, like what people think if they think of Greece, something like „Taverna...“

GREEK 3

Not Taverna again.

GREEK 1

„Taverna Dionysos“

GREEK 2

We don´t want „Taverna“.

GREEK 1

„Dionysos´ Temple“, temple sounds like...

GREEK 3

„Akropolis“!